Dear:
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[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] AOL-er
[ ] 12 year old
[x] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[x] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Fruit of the Stupid Tree
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Other:

You Are Being Flamed Because

[ ] You posted a .99999... = 1 thread
[ ] You posted a Release Date thread
[ ] You posted a Patch thread
[ ] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[ ] You posted a System Specifications thread
[ ] You posted a ( Insert Random RPG ) vs Diablo 2 thread
[ ] You posted a StarCraft vs WarCraft 3 thread
[ ] You posted a big slobbery kiss on Blizzard's Ass
[ ] You posted a "Where is Starcraft 2" thread
[ ] You posted a ( WarCraft 3 / WoW ) vs Diablo 2 thread
[ ] You posted a what does the chat gem do thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork by-products
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted a my class sucks *cry* thread
[ ] You posted a "nerf class x because they owned me" message
[ ] You haven't read the stickies
[ ] You have an unhealthy fixation on horses.
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[x] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You double posted
[x] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[x] Youhavenotlearnedthepointofpuncuationsuchasspacingcommasandperiods.
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd
[ ] You flamed someone for not being 60

In Punishment, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] L2P
[x] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[x] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spittoon
[ ] All of the above
[x] Watch a barney marathon until you go crazy

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to Hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7
[ ] Take your rejection somewhere else
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[x] Learn to post
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] All of the above
[ ] IBTL
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